what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
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it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
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